a fuck boy
- complains about stretch marks or pubic hair
- his tumblr archive is a sea of racially ambiguous women and pictures of weed
- expects u to suck him up for like 5 hours but eats u out for like 2 seconds
- his twitter and instagram is full of transphobic and misogynistic shit
- he does music and it’s garbage but he swears that he got bars
- he texts u shit like ‘when u gone see me?’ or ‘send me a pic’
- he got that fuck boy hair cut
[A collection of teacups and matching saucers with a shared peacock motif. The bird’s head, neck and body form the handle; the tailfeathers are painted on the sides of the cup and then fan out behind, peeling away from the cylinder of the cup petal-like. The handles of the spoons look like a single feather.]
kid 1: whatcha doing
kid 2: eating chocolate
kid 1: where’d ya get it
kid 2: doggy dropped it
*8 years later*
me: they were eating poop
"how old are you?"
"It’s a secret :3"
"aiight so either 12 or 40 got it"